Thursday, January 4, 2007

Member of Opposition Speech - ESL Final

"The private life of a politician and his capacity to lead" ... we've had that already.
Empowering democracy ... more principles, yey.

"Certain sexual connections can have a direct effect ... JFK had affairs with women who had direct connections to the mafia" - Can I have that too, please ...

"Sorting out the bad apples of political life" ... guys, I really can't become a politician - what they do with Jude Law is bad enough.

Final argument: we usually don't know a lot about the private life of evil dictators, but are more involved in the private lives of our congresspersons ... uhu. I read in the paper this morning that there's a new comedy coming out about Adolf Hitler's impotence ... had we only known!

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